Deviant Robot Leeds
Dave "Faceplant the Clumsy"
From the day he was born, there was always something a little special about Dave, son of Bob the manure spreader. Things would always manage to find their way under little Davy’s feet, or objects would seem to jump straight from his hands. Some of the villagers suspected that little Davy was cursed, as his misfortune seemed to spread to others. Rumours spread, the most prolific telling of how a pregnant Mrs Bob kicked the Shrine of Luck in Phandalin, angering the gods and bringing their wrath down upon herself and her unborn child.
The young Dave’s misfortune seemed to culminate the day he tripped in the fields while helping his father spread fresh fertiliser across the crops. The hoe upon which he tangled his feet flew into the air, smashing into Dave’s father and resulting in a tragic bleed out. From this day on, Dave was known as “Faceplant” as his already mangled visage had crushed the fresh green stalks that sad day, and he was cast out of his family home with dishonour.